Tuesday, July 10, 2007

St. Peter

The recently deceased keep bugging me about Tupac. Where’s Tupac? Who killed him? Is he with Biggie? Is he coming out with another posthumous album? Truth is, I don’t know what he's doing. I just work the door.


St. Peter

1 comment:

Adguy? said...

Wo Huhhh! I'm not dead. I'm still the King of Rock and Roll! I saw that Jim guy the other day, and he said he was still the Lizard King and he ain't dead. That poser. He's dead as a bannaner sandwhich out of the deep fryer. He just don't know it. He's a second rate talent and I'm the only King. The chicks dig me better, too. Wo Huhhh. Wo huuuuughhh!

Where will Paris Hilton go when she dies?

Where will Britney Spears go when she croaks?