The recently deceased keep bugging me about Tupac. Where’s Tupac? Who killed him? Is he with Biggie? Is he coming out with another posthumous album? Truth is, I don’t know what he's doing. I just work the door.
St. Peter
Dispatches from the afterlife on the only blog that's heaven-sent.
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Wo Huhhh! I'm not dead. I'm still the King of Rock and Roll! I saw that Jim guy the other day, and he said he was still the Lizard King and he ain't dead. That poser. He's dead as a bannaner sandwhich out of the deep fryer. He just don't know it. He's a second rate talent and I'm the only King. The chicks dig me better, too. Wo Huhhh. Wo huuuuughhh!
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